alyxwal:

𝓵𝓲𝓵𝓾𝓶

quo-nunc:

I should be compensated for having to walk into a bookstore and see “booktok.”

ciioxo:

batting 2 for 2

thealogie:

thealogie:

If I were Barack Obama I’d simply commit to the bit and make history a second time.

If I were Barack Obama I’d post “it wasn’t just in my imagination” and turn off my phone

clockmocker:

marxheadroom:

marxheadroom:

Red white and royal blue is so funny to me because it’s cultural moment was 2012

The way this would’ve been a smash hit in 2012 and people would be posting pics of themselves in their KEEP CALM AND MARRY HARRY HENRY shirts

sonic-wildfire:

PSA

If you happen to stumble upon an ad that looks like this, DO NOT SCROLL DOWN.

The rest of the ad is a very tall GIF of strobing red light that can potentially cause seizures. You cannot scroll past this ad quickly enough to avoid seeing it.

There seems to be no way to report the ad, so the next best thing is to use an adblocker (if you haven’t already) or even stay off the mobile app.

Please reblog to help spread awareness.

idkart-111:

possession:

TWIGGY & WOODY ALLEN
My Generation (2017) dir. David Batty

“His first question was: ‘Who’s your favourite philosopher?’ My heart sank. I wanted to run off and burst into tears. I didn’t know any philosophers. And he probably knew I didn’t. When I said so, he replied, 'Oh come on, everyone has a favourite philosopher.’ It was such a cruel thing to do to a young girl.”

“I was desperate and trying not to cry but I turned the tables on him and asked him to come up with some names - but he couldn’t think of any either! Then he said to me, 'I suppose you’ve read Dickens,’ thinking I hadn’t. So I said, 'Yeah, I read him at school.’ In the end he said, 'Oh, I can’t interview her,’ and left the stage." 

-Twiggy

deehellcat:

picturesque-about-it:

eclecticmasterpiece:

fallen-angel-nightshade:

huffylemon:

If you had shown me this site in 2005 I would have asked you if had checked your virus software lately, because this looks like a bad one. I would have clicked away so fast it would give you whiplash. Looking at these sites now, I have to convince myself that they aren’t virus laden sites and fight against the pavlovian urge to just navigate away.

I navigate away anyways because fuck them, there’s usually a better site (though they are dwindling quickly). I still can’t get over how the internet “as intended” today looks like a malware ridden fever dream from 20 years ago. This is every story I’ve ever read about an empire that used to be great and has now fallen into turmoil.

Beloveds, there is a wonderful website that gets rid of all that crap<3

OOOOH.